| A spattering of my away messages |
[27 Sep 2005|10:33pm] |
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Here's a selection of some recent away messages of mine... they're fun ... look for more as I go crazier
BTW, School and everyone in it SUCKS - I'm SOO dropping Out
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which is worse: getting stabbed in the eye, or getting eyeball juice all over your brand new knife?
sour cream dream ... my fingers be silver ...
Take a dramatic turn towards the chucklehead
bondage scene? thank G-d
You think pasta is made from wheat?! Think again ...
Do you know what the preservation room is for? --Delicious jams and jellies?
unknown conversation error
out like an erection in sweatpants
Things NOT to learn by trial-and-error: oral surgery, skydiving, waxing monkey-ass
I don't wanna close my eyes, I dont wanna fall asleep 'cause Aerosmith is missing their drugs
candied yams and collard greens
thats what I said, go to bread
Is anybody else sick and tired of being sick and tired?
no, fuck YOU grandma.... fuck YOU
why is it you only talk to me when you need something
people don't realize that Cinco de Mayo is a celebration of the Mexican independence ... From Spain ... It's got nothing to do with us ... whatever, I'm getting a bottle of tequila ...
Hey there monkey face, how's the testicular cancer?
Firefighters are 87 times more likely to be around fire than lifeguards ... in other words, I'm going to kill you and Shaquille O'Neil with a grapefruit spoon.
more like miltoning my own berle
mmm... baconated grapefruit
poptarts, weird al, and math lessons
Did I say grapefruit? I meant, go fuck yourself
don't fear Tom Seaver ... eat more neckties ...
I don't have to listen to you about how often I change my away message, I'll do it when I'm good and ready
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| In Korea, you can get a good blogging for $5 US. |
[20 Sep 2005|09:23am] |
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Is anyone else outraged by the overuse of nouns as verbs? Like the new verb, "to text" someone... Y'all know what it means. .. . . and I mean, fuck, balls - I hate text messages more than I hate P. Diddy combs or stale fruit-roll ups, and giving them shits their own verb just makes me want to scream even more nonsensical profanity...
And while we're on the subject, who told you that you could rape my pet turtle ...
Oh, and props to Lindee(nmuth), for managing to stay alive this long... Seeing as I only have one blog subscriber (you), I'll let you hold on for a bit longer...
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| Items on the menu ... |
[26 Aug 2005|08:46pm] |
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Watching "Shaun of the Dead" |
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Porterhouse-Burger: Yeah, we grind up porterhouse steak cuts (6oz) for burgers ... with the special fixins: Savage.
Unnecessarily-Caffeinated Malt: Rocky Road ice cream, Half and Half, 3Tbsp fine coffee grinds (turkish), a Milky Way bar, and of course malted milk.
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| ... speaking of which ... |
[25 Aug 2005|10:24am] |
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I'm now doing laundry ...
so the next time you go to play with yourself, remember: I'm doing laundry
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| I haven't washed my jeans ... |
[25 Aug 2005|10:06am] |
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Tremendous Brunettes // Haughty Melodic by Mike Doughty
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... since way before I dated that fat girl.
... I haven't dated a fat girl ....
... in a really long time ...
All them tremendous brunettes around ... Watch me as I dive face first towards your tacofsh. Not your fish taco you furlapping pile of douchemonkey. Yes Irving T. Moselphreens, I mean you...
Doubt me and you conjugate the world in the wrong tense. Phew, I have just enough time to get naked and start smoking crack on the porch.
All them tremendous brunettes ...
Where's my blond?
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| Will it please stop raining? |
[24 May 2005|08:15am] |
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She Looks So Pretty // Campus Pond - 10/30/2004 by Cold Duck Complex
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What is this crap? I mean, is it only 'cause I said I was gonna start running this week that it's decided to rain till Friday?
And how about that party the other night? Those of you folks who left at 2:30AM probably had the ILL time ....
She looks so pretty with a gun to her head....
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| 718-498-1043 |
[18 May 2005|10:27am] |
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DJ Crut - Shadrach // 718-498-1043 (Paul's Boutique) by Beastie Boys |
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That's Paul's Boutique, and they're in Brooklyn ...
I might start writing more shit down . .. who knows?
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| Break Ranks with the Generals and Mobilize the Troops |
[05 Nov 2004|11:20am] |
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Green Day - Jesus of Suburbia |
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As I've been known to say: Fuck, ass, balls, shit, cock... Just lookat that big red part of the map - THESE are the people that are convinced they're not safe (yeah, Tuskaloosa, AL - watch out for those terrorists) - oh yeah, and they REALLY don't like gay people. Alaska??? Don't they know that monkey-boy already tried to tear up their whole state? I can't even talk about it anymore (I say this everytime I do talk about it, which happens every 20 minutes or so) ... You think France would consider me a political refugee? Show up at the shores of Havanna on a raft?
... Thank the lord-ah for the mother-effin' Red Sox ...
Oh, hey, I'm old. I turned 24 yesterday - thanks to all of you who sent me emails about them shits, made my frickin day (you know who you are) ... Someone remind me not to go to Foxwoods for a while - I could have used a new hard drive...
Other than that, FUCK! ASS! BALLS! SHIT!!! COCK!!!! (it hasn't quite been 20 minutes, but fucking hell)...
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| Just when you thought I was a white guy... |
[10 Sep 2004|01:00pm] |
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Shocking news: 9/8/2004 - Dave Miller is now officially a nigga; having been addressed as such by hip-hop pioneer Russell Simmons, who responded to Miller's question regarding where to send a tape to audition for HBO's Def Poetry saying, "You're the college student, do some research, nigga!" - Miller was touched and honored
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| And the Insanity Ensues... |
[26 Aug 2004|09:45pm] |
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Big D and the Kids Table - Myself |
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So, I haven't updated since we were in Zion - and I don't have the patience right now to update the trip wsebsite, but since ya'll are being so cool about writing in, I have decided to placate you livejournal folks... Well, we made it to Cali, partied so frickin hard in LA, Santa Barbara, and San Fran... Left Brian's in SF on Tuesday morning, and we pretty much drove straight to Denver (except we stopped in Reno, Jeremy won $35 and I won $25 - go $3 blackjack!!)... Raged in in Denver, watched Perry get blackout (again, surprise)... left Denver this Aft at Noon (mountain time) and we're now outside KS City, MO local time: 9:45 PM ... A SHITTON of driving... Back in Amherst Sat. Night... HIT ME UP!!
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| Updates... |
[19 Aug 2004|12:48am] |
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Idling Car Sound ... Running the laptop off the engine |
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A Little not so up to date, but up regardless ... We're in Zion National Park, UT ... It's almost 11PM Mountain... Thanks for the comments ALL ... keep them coming, and I will speak to all of you soon enough... MUCH LOVE
http://roadtrip.thisisareal.com
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| Wee... |
[14 Aug 2004|07:18pm] |
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My iPod : Lewis Black |
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... More pictures up ... tooling through Ohio ...
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| RT 80, PA |
[14 Aug 2004|03:00pm] |
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Jeremy's iPod: Live Daft Punk |
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So, we've been on the road for a good 6.5 hours - making fairly good time, it's only 69
degrees outside, and aside from some minor roadwork stops: smooth sailing. I would put up
some pictures so far from today, but my camera cable is in the trunk (I hope!). We've seen 1 kid
being arrested on 91 in MA and 2 folks pulled over in NY - so far in PA, we've seen one cop...
Got about 2 hours to Ohio, when we get off of 80 for 76 on our way to 70. Planning to be in Denver
by noon tomorrow. More to come ...
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| RoadTrippin' |
[14 Aug 2004|06:46am] |
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None... it's quiet in the Merst |
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Read http://roadtrip.thisisareal.com and post your comments here (duplicates of the writings will be posted here for commenting)
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| It's the return of the... |
[11 Feb 2004|10:55am] |
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In my domepiece: Kanye West - Through the Wire |
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no wait, nuh uh - just kidding... (Maybe I'll spit some things down later)
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| I've been a man for 10 years now... |
[20 Nov 2003|12:34pm] |
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Audibly: My 105 Students / In my head: B.E.P - Get Retarded |
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10 years ago today (11/20/1993), I became a man. I got my first bright red pimple in the middle of my forehead on the day of my Bar-Mitzvah. We were living in Miami, tons of family and family friends from all over the place - young and old. It was a gorgeous day, way too much catering, a bit of delving into the Manichevitz, balloons, music, and Judaism. It was glorious, and one helluva party. Since then, I've been a "man".
10 years ago... (shit... my 5-year highschool reunion is next week) and while I've done many a wonderful thing in the decade of my manhood, I still feel like a kid. Thank G-d for that! (The only concern is not knowing where the kid in me is going?)
Just thought I'd share...
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| So it's been a frickin while, huh? |
[06 Nov 2003|12:10pm] |
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So... Various scoops? nah... Do I really wanna tell you folks anything about what's going on? Not really... but falling off the face of the earth (however tempting), is not exactly my cup of draino. School is going well (hey, at least I got something going for me, right?)... I am now old: 23 (since Tuesday). I need to go to California, like really really badly. I haven't had a single regular dream in like months, I think the last one was about 24 foot cocks swimming (which has found it's way into a popular poem). So I've been having these weird dream snippets - and you always show up (no, probably not you...). I've been crying myself to sleep (really, I have) - and I've been crying when I wake up in the morning (good thing I can fight it off for the remainder of the day). Something needs to break this monotony, so like I said: I need to go to California, really really badly... No, I won't be working on my plan to assasinate the Governor (I won't mention his name, but, "Who is your daddy, and what does he do?" - yeah...). Yep, Cali, where people are convinved that they know how to party, and say gobbleajew when you sneeze past them on the street - where the sun sets at a reasonably late hour and I don't have to deal with all of you fucks at the league office telling me that I SHOULD be in Cali ... Fuck this, I'm going - dropping out for an attempt at happiness? Goat cheese on everything? MUST I always dream and see your face? Oh it's so hard to forget such happy times when you're in such a shitty mood. Any takers? Anyone wanna grab a hold of this frying pan and just bash my head right in? Come over after you haven't seen me for days to discover that it is physically possible to drown yourself in a toilet? I mean, sure, you gotta put a lot more water in the fucker - or have all of your buddies come and pee in it without flushing ... that's always real nice - to see those intermingling streams like oil in water, swirls of yellow, maybe a touch of orange from someone's antibiotics... Yeah, what is your deal huh little miss orange piss? I mean, you started this whole fucking thing, and you're the only reason why the Cali-call makes me well up like waters - but I am as righteous as a mighty stream... drown yourself in a toilet of your friends' piss. And you know, up until recently, I was convinced that I had some. Bring it on... at this point I could be caught in the crossfire, riddled with mind-bullets intended for a yak 200 yards past me, and I'd probably keep on going, reaching for some goal that I'm still skeptical about its existance. Gurgle, gurgle, explode. I would miss this too much. Kiss me.
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| Surprised? |
[08 Sep 2003|01:37pm] |
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Miles Davis and Thelonious Monk - Bye Bye Blackbird |
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| 620 Reading... |
[07 Sep 2003|06:20pm] |
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Herbie Hancock - Cantelope |
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So I find myself yet again looking for distractions from what I should be doing (ie. my cs 620 reading [ironic - look at the time of this posting] ... which is actually some law documents about budget and social security - where's the software engineering??)... Could be worse (seeing as I haven't had CS 611 yet and I'm scared). ALMOST done with the new Moan and Dove website (SHHHH!!! Don't tell anyone 'cause they haven't fired the old guy yet)... should be kickass - then I can work on more important (personal importance here) stuff like updating ThisIsAReal.com, getting BG7's video together before Ben leaves (I've been promising them for YEARS), and working on my spoken-word album (which if it is still under the wing of Dan Weber will be called "Inside Dave's Head") ... Other than that: grad school ... glad to be back in the swing of things and to see some old-school cats (Joe Hunt and the like)... G-d bless Academia ...
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| It's gone... |
[19 Aug 2003|10:00am] |
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Diana Ross & The Supremes - You Can't Hurry Love |
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Yep, I cut my spike(s) off... After 9 months, just got sick of it. I think I might auction the hair off on eBay... Maybe...
Starting to move in with Sue tomorrow, yay! No more crazy bastards!
Everyone join Friendster.
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