Current mood:	angry
Current music:	Green Day - Jesus of Suburbia

Break Ranks with the Generals and Mobilize the Troops
As I've been known to say: Fuck, ass, balls, shit, cock... Just lookat that big red part of the map - THESE are the people that are convinced they're not safe (yeah, Tuskaloosa, AL - watch out for those terrorists) - oh yeah, and they REALLY don't like gay people. Alaska??? Don't they know that monkey-boy already tried to tear up their whole state? I can't even talk about it anymore (I say this everytime I do talk about it, which happens every 20 minutes or so) ... You think France would consider me a political refugee? Show up at the shores of Havanna on a raft?

... Thank the lord-ah for the mother-effin' Red Sox ...

Oh, hey, I'm old. I turned 24 yesterday - thanks to all of you who sent me emails about them shits, made my frickin day (you know who you are) ... Someone remind me not to go to Foxwoods for a while - I could have used a new hard drive...

Other than that, FUCK! ASS! BALLS! SHIT!!! COCK!!!! (it hasn't quite been 20 minutes, but fucking hell)...